Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Ur on Candid Camera!


Can someone tell me why is it OK for stars to dress this way!!! 1st my dude from pretty Ricky is smiling like ish is all good and his hair aint messed up. If my friends ever let me roll out the house, let alone go on television with my hair like that they ass getting cut off. Now Mr. Jones you ought to be shamed of yourself you have jewels on your neck and arm iced out and you couldn't get your hair done ... I'm sooo disappointed. I'm so serious when it comes to my appearance and people get a little money and all of a sudden you let yourself go they ass backwards .... Its hard to tell that Jimmy, Capo status, one eye willy is BALLLLLIN'

Saturday, July 28, 2007

In-Car-Cer-Ated...Incarcerated!!

Paris is one hell of a trendsetter! Lets recap
1. No Panties & allowing the world to see "ha goodies".

2. Fake a$$ vocal skills.

3. Celebrity without a cause.

Oh and one more except this one involes ummm letters, supervised visits and ooh I almost forgot bars.
4. JAIL

Paris, Lindsay, and now Nicole.The heifer is pregnant... she really did it now. Wait Paris shouldn't even get props for this trend cause rap artists been doing this sh!t for years...Lol

"Gorilla Unit Cuz": Meet 50 Cent's Long Lost Brother...


Meet Rapper 50 Cent's brother from another mother! He just came off tour performing for the Bronx ZOO. He goes by the name of "Dollar". I guess he knows he's worth more than 50. LMFAO!!! Now, that's for f@*$k!n with Kanye, although I can't stand his cocky a$$.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Why Can't I See The Damn Video Anymore?: Beyonce's Fall No Longer Active on YouTube

For some reason all of the videos on YouTube which feature Beyonce bustin her a$$ while performing in Orlando are no longer active. When you click on the play button some bullsh!t about a sharing violation pops up. I mean damn B was it that serious to stop YouTube from showing the footage? Embarrassing things happen to celebrities too, you are still human. Hmmm....it's funny that the various videos of Michelle bustin her a$$ while performing at 106 N Park a while back are still viewable.

It's Poppin, It's Poppin...I Ain't Frontin

This parody of Lil Mama's "Lip Gloss" track "Is Poppin, It's poppin". I thought it was mad funny, so hopefully it will have y'all laughin y'all a$$es off like I was when I first saw it. So enjoy.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

"I'm A Survivor": Beyonce Takes A Hard Fall

Kelly passed out last week while performing and now Miss Beyonce busts her a$$ while walking down some steps. Well, she got right back up and tried to play it off. Stop, going so hard B.
Remember when Michelle fell? Apparently God doesn't like ugly.

Saaphyri & Deelishis Think They're Important

Saaphyri and Deelishis from "Flavor of Love 2" tried to skip the line while waiting to use the restroom at VH1's roasting of Flava Flav last weekend. According to TMZ.com, one of their sources who was in the restroom at the time of the incident said that both ladies attempted to cut the line. However, a woman who was simply washing her hands was not about to let that slide. So, shorty told them to "F?!*kin Wait"! These two broads whose 15 minutes of fame should have ended already responded to the woman by saying, "Do you know who we are?". Now, seriously who are y'all? Then came the ultimate SHUT-DOWN, when the woman put them in their place by replying, "My outfit cost more than your rent!" Now, y'all know these two broads couldn't act civilized, so instead they began yelling obscenities at the woman. I guess they had no choice but to act ignorant. Saaphiryi didn't you learn anything from "Monique's Charm School"? It's funny how these two believe they're celebrities just because they've appeared on a stupid reality television show. We'll, in a way they are because they're the dumb ass broads who actually gave Flava Flav some play. It's crazy what people will do for fame.