Showing posts with label Celebrity Wannabees. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Celebrity Wannabees. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Still Running Her Mouth: Karrine Steffans (SuperHOE) New Book "The Vixen Dairies"

SuperHOE's leaked excerpt from her book entitled "The Vixen Diaries". SuperHOE is trying to scrape up every nickle, dime, penny she can get by putting these rappers on BLAST! She even writes about getting head from Da Brat and Missy. (EWWWWW)There isn't much to say about this other than the fact that SuperHOE has no SHAME!!!!! Let me find out f*ck*ng the whole world can make you famous. I must be doing something wrong. LMFAO!

JUELZ SANTANA: How was it? It was good. He’s really wild in bed, and don’t let the ‘No homo’ stuff fool you, because he is definitely not a homo in bed. His d*ck is like a baseball bat, but it’s thick too like a overgrown German sausage. He likes to pull hair a lot, and he actually likes it better when a girl rides.

50 CENT: 50 cent and I have had our share of sexual encounters. We kick it every time he comes to L.A.. His d*ck is not as big as I assumed it would be. It was probably about 7 1/2 inches. But it's not a big disappointment because he can eat pus*y like no other.How did you meet? I know a few studio owners, so when he was out here recording with Game, I went in to meet them. It jumped off from there.Does he have a fetish? Yes, 50 loves ti**ies and a*s. I happen to have them both so I guess that's why he immediately came on to me.He came on to you? Actually he did, I wanted him either way, so if I had to come on to him, or he did, I was still going to get him.

USHER: I wouldn't dream of being in a relationship with him. YUCK. It was just for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorry for him. So I fu**ed him.Were you disappointed? Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we “fu**ed” and it was smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room. It was NOT me either. So I'm like babes? What's that smell. He tried to make it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the arena. I'm like whatever, can we get this over with.How was the sex? It was fu**ing horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there. This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard time trying to find my hole. Then ol’ boy did something out of this world, he yelled out something Haitian. I was sick to my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.Are there any celebs you’d want to sleep with? Yes! Just not Usher. I’d fu** Lil Jon before I have sex with Usher again. I really would want to have sex with that guy Tyson Beckford, now he is packing, I seen some movies.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

"You's A Rumpshaker": Deelishis Drops New Video For Her Wack Song

Everytime I see Deelishis she's either got her legs spread out on the cover of a magazine or has her a$$ cocked up in the air. I will admit that the art of airbrushing does do a body good because the way she's been looking recently is not how she looked while on Flavor of Love 2. Deelishis has teamed up with "Da Baddest Bitch" a.k.a Trina for the remix of her wack song "Rumpshaker". Doesn't a song actually have to be popular for you to even consider remixing it? Whoever thinks this song is hot must not know what REAL MUSIC is! I almost forgot to mention, the video is wack too. Watch the video below. She's mainly doing what she does best...showing off her aSSets. She also has a Denim collection which I believe looks just like those jeans you'll find at Pretty Girl on Flatbush Ave in Brooklyn. So, you know I won't be recommending her line to anyone I know. Deelishis, PLEASE stick to spreading your legs and cocking up your a$$ on magazine covers for exposure.
Who's the fool in the video pretending to be a rapper?

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Saaphyri & Deelishis Think They're Important

Saaphyri and Deelishis from "Flavor of Love 2" tried to skip the line while waiting to use the restroom at VH1's roasting of Flava Flav last weekend. According to TMZ.com, one of their sources who was in the restroom at the time of the incident said that both ladies attempted to cut the line. However, a woman who was simply washing her hands was not about to let that slide. So, shorty told them to "F?!*kin Wait"! These two broads whose 15 minutes of fame should have ended already responded to the woman by saying, "Do you know who we are?". Now, seriously who are y'all? Then came the ultimate SHUT-DOWN, when the woman put them in their place by replying, "My outfit cost more than your rent!" Now, y'all know these two broads couldn't act civilized, so instead they began yelling obscenities at the woman. I guess they had no choice but to act ignorant. Saaphiryi didn't you learn anything from "Monique's Charm School"? It's funny how these two believe they're celebrities just because they've appeared on a stupid reality television show. We'll, in a way they are because they're the dumb ass broads who actually gave Flava Flav some play. It's crazy what people will do for fame.